NEVER flush the toilet when the boat is right on the equator. NEVER!!!

"After an explosion like that, there's gonna' be seamen splattered everywhere."

I told you it was a bad idea to ship Mentos and Diet Coke on the same ship!

"GILLIGAN!!"

Life aboard the USS Pop Rocks was unpredictable, to say the least.

Yeah, I remember when I had MY first orgasm...

We didn't ask, he didn't tell. Still, we all knew the gunner was gay.

Fire the missiles! No, the other missiles! NO, the OTHER missiles!

The tragic consequences of suppressing a sneeze.

BP: Consistently exploding since last April.

From that moment on, the Polish Navy started issuing flashlights to be used while in the ammunition storage.

When something awesome happens on the ocean, rest assured Aquaman had nothing to do with it.

We're gonna need a less exploded boat.

Fire works, boat doesn't.

Some WW2 Pacific Theatre re-enactments are more accurate than others.