"We're here to adopt."
The chains filter out the worst of the poisons. The monocle's just for class.
Nothing beats a rousing game of "Frighten The Homeless".
Being born into a nuclear family is not the advantage you'd think.
"Bondage... James Bondage."
I think the new neighbors are from Europe.
SyFy has the strangest pornos.
You think that's weird? You should see where that mask is attached to.
These characters belong in a video game. And that video game belongs in the trash.
Everybody has that one friend they keep around JUST in case society DOES collapse.
"...and 9 months later, you were born."
The Toxic Avenger gets a sexy new side-kick!
Excuse me, is that Grey Poupon mustard gas?
"Eye ham sofa king we tall did...with my other eye now? Why is she laughing?"