"We're here to adopt."
Chris Berglund"Thanks, eHarmony!"
troll_alxThe chains filter out the worst of the poisons. The monocle's just for class.
lynnkeefeNothing beats a rousing game of "Frighten The Homeless".
ZombiecrossBeing born into a nuclear family is not the advantage you'd think.
savinator"Bondage... James Bondage."
Chris BerglundI think the new neighbors are from Europe.
williwanSyFy has the strangest pornos.
Chris BerglundYou think that's weird? You should see where that mask is attached to.
angst9ineThese characters belong in a video game. And that video game belongs in the trash.
confissionEverybody has that one friend they keep around JUST in case society DOES collapse.
Zombiecross"...and 9 months later, you were born."
troll_alxThe Toxic Avenger gets a sexy new side-kick!
RhymensteinExcuse me, is that Grey Poupon mustard gas?
savinator"Eye ham sofa king we tall did...with my other eye now? Why is she laughing?"
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