Craptions Classics December 10, 2010

Steve shut the lid, wrote "Kitchen" on top of the box and told the movers he was finished packing.

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

In a few moments, the citizens of Mobile, Alabama will know whether she's a witch.

jtklove

"Mr. Clinton? Your Christmas bonus is here."

Mothra24

"Dammit Mom, that's a Courtney Love!! I wanted a Lady Gaga for Christmas!!"

dpollok

...or as Charlie Sheen would call it, a date...

Backinblack

Damn... she's already married.

Versus

Some people just adamantly refuse to think outside the box.

HMS_Ford

Ok, now watch what happens when I pour in the ants

bcanders

"It's true you can find almost anything on Amazon.com."

Discorocks

I have to say, my mail-order bride was efficiently packed.

Thomas Calnan

Some women are not content merely having shoes that are uncomfortable

bcanders

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Or, if the glass house is comically small, they literally can't.

Julius_Goat

Would you please close the door, I'm trying to use the toilet here!

87gn

Getting unpacked is a bitch.

HMS_Ford
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