"I still maintain that sniffing 9 out of the 10 bombs is hitting way above average"

"I've done it. I've razed the last of the cat shelters into fiery oblivion. You can haz cheezburger, alright--you can haz it IN HELL!!"

Homeward Bound 3 Directed by Michael Bay

"...Mrs. Kowalski, 86, lived alone with her 53 cats. The Poliisi have no suspects."

It was an accident, officer. I was playing poker with a few of my friends and dropped my cigar.

"..and that's the last time they hit me with a fucking newspaper!"

Unlike me, the smoke detector was never fixed.

"And that was the day I got my revenge on that awful clinic. It didn't bring my balls back, but it restored a little of my faith in dogmanity."

It was raining cats and dogs. Unfortunately it was not raining water, and the fire continued to burn.

Shit, I rusted the hydrant shut, just stay cool, walk away....

Nobody cuts Air Bud from the team. Nobody!

No, Mister Kitty, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!!!

Lucky was arrested shortly after setting fire to the Dog Whispers house.

Protests against leash laws were usually peaceful. Until one day the dogs were pushed too far.....

"I thought the kids would help me take a bite out of crime. These days, I realize I have to take things into my own hands. Your move, Mendoza. Your move."