Aquaman's indiscretions with jellyfish were becoming harder to ignore.

Sure, I have a low sperm count, but in my case, quality trumps quantity.

How lesbians see men.

Hey babe... do you asexually fertilize your larval planula polyp here often?

"Hey Bill, these are for the Gaga concert." - "Props?" - "No, relatives."

Insiders say that the District 9 sequel will boast an even lower budget that the original.

Shake my hand! ... that's not my hand ... but don't stop.

This is what happens to sea monkeys with proper nurturing for 30 years

There isn't enough piss in the world to soothe the sting she's about to get.

Hanging out at a nude beach makes me all nervous system, too.

JellyPhish has stoner groupies too.

Not the "mushroom kingdom" I was looking for. Sorry.

Meanwhile... at the sperm bank Christmas party...

Sheri getting stung while shaking hands didn't help things; But the intergalactic war with the space jellyfish could have been avoided if Bob hadn't then peed on their crown prince.

Dammit those guys, always showing me up. Well Jerry and Bob can HAVE her. I'm going to look for a woman with deeper orifices ANYWAY.