It's uncanny. Just when I thought cracked has nothing to offer but dick jokes, it proves me wrong by including pictures of great architectural accomplishments.

When we strike oil, this is going to be epic.

Some of Freud's theories make more sense after you've visited his hometown.

What do you give a Statue of Liberty who has everything?

The "Botched Circumcisions Memorial" is Israel's most disturbing tourist attraction.

Missles designed to launch only when properly stroked.

"Mr. President, I don't see what bombing Uranus will accomplis---- OH! I get it!"

The latest technology to produce rain - cloud seeders.

How Paris Hilton sees the New York City skyline.

Those aren't real UFOs, you can totally see the wires.

your move ladies...

Another Viagra spill?

Hey if you're gonna bang the sky, make sure you use protection. I hear it's been around.

Meanwhile, at the Fellatial Estates...

As Pamela Anderson ages and her plastic surgery needs increase, she made a wise decision to grow her future nipples in advance.