Just keep telling yourself its only until you graduate from Obedience school.

That's 91 dollars in dog money.

Grey hair, long fingernails, hair in odd places, a penis -- you can always recognize a Tijuana stripper.

In America, we have pound puppies; in England, they have dollar dogs.

Please--this is all I could gather. Take it, and GET ME AWAY FROM THOSE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE KARDASHIANS!

All dogs go to heaven. Except this one. He did some messed up shit.

Where are they now? - The Taco Bell Dog.

The poor guy doesn't get to keep the money, but he does get to eat a lot of peanut butter.

This is the worst strip club I've ever been to.

Yo quiero my job back.

Police sniffer dog realises he can make more money as drug lord.

At the Dyslexic Chruch of Chirst, we give 10% tithing to Dog.

My wife's dog is such an asshole, I've been trying for weeks to get him stolen. He peed on my suit today, so I decided to speed things along.

All Spike wanted was a Bitch that didn't like him for his money.....

"Yeah, I turn tricks. Roll over, beg, sit up. Whatever you want, baby."