The second little pig's house was actually more effective then the story let on

Sticks and stones, realizing they can break my bones, join forces for an unstoppable rampage.

Why? 'Cause fuck trees, that's why.

Steve realized his great misunderstanding after arriving at the "Biggest Faggot Competition"

Big Bird's fortress of solitude discovered...

This must have cost tens of dollars.

His childhood love of forts never abated. Sadly, his ability to build forts never improved.

On the island of Jenga, homes are strictly temporary affairs.

The aftermath of an Ent gang bang.

"Yes, I know it just looks like a huge pile of sticks, but when I've completed it, you'll see that it looks like a much, MUCH, bigger pile of sticks."

"Nah, the wolf's cool...it's OSHA you should be worried about."

Honey, when you said your parents lived in the sticks, I thought you meant...

Things that seemed like a good idea while drunk, number 39

"You know what, Bob? Next time you think it would be cute to say you got me a 'Kindle' for my birthday? Go fuck yourself."

"Hey look! I found a needle!"