Zippers and teeth: If your penis could have nightmares.

In this version of rock-paper-scissors, rock eats hand

"Hey, does anyone know of a good way to fuck up my kids for life?"

Mick Jagger, Ron Wood, and Keith Richards grant an interview without their flesh puppets.

Further proof that everything in Australia is designed to kill you.

People think passing kidney stones is the worst. Truth is, it gets worse when they start biting

Oh, schist, I am totally taking this for granite.

Iran's department of "Brush your teeth and shut your mouth or you'll be stoned to death" unveiled it's surprisingly playful mascot today.

Pictured: Chuck Norris's three 'nads.

An Internet Fetish with an unspeakable name...

Oh, I get it. These rocks are semidentary!

Guess who discovered a new fetish today! (Hint: It's me.)

This totally fucks up the fossil record.

That's what you get when you join a carbon dating site.

Good to see Gary Busey found his love for mother earth.