Caution: staring at this picture for too long while trying to think of a joke will register you as a sex offender.

This is why I avoid Ancestry.com

Oh sure it's cute now... but when Michael Vick does it he gets arrested.

When Annie tells you to "bark like a dog", YOU BARK LIKE A FUCKING DOG!

How come all of Roman Polanski's films have the same deleted scene?

Even in black & white it's obvious that is not chocolate on her finger.

Shirley Temple in "The Shining."

POODLEPHILE

To the glee of future historians, we've managed to capture the worst glory hole ever on film.

You know what? I don't even think I want a safeword.

She is serious... and stop calling her Shirley!!!

How she grew up to become a serial killer is beyond me.

"The Aristocrats!"

New from Kenner, My Little Dominatrix.

Betty Paige, Age 4.