In the future, people from the Jersey Shore are still douchebags.
patjk73In this dystopic wasteland only those with gym memberships will survive.
RodneyHardmanIn the future, there will be NO pants. It's a mixed blessing.
CeveronI've given you head gasket with a lube job but you've blown a rod and fluid is everywhere. Let me just tighten these nuts, align your axle and you'll be good to go.
savinatorRight then, a strong breeze gave everyone an unfortunate view of robocock.
Kamikaze Phoenixthigh-borgs
bubblebrainPron: The Porno response to Tron.
Chris BerglundDo I see California's newest gubernatorial candidate?
ZombiecrossDoes the steel floor match the drapes?
Chris Berglundresistance is sexy...
bubblebrainFurries want to do it with animals. These guys want to do it with Transformers. And toasters. And vacuum cleaners. Perhaps a fax machine.
Kamikaze PhoenixCome Lola! We have a Sci-Fi Channel original movie to ruin!
CeveronWhen Mad Max first met Irate Irene, it was love/hate at first sight.
poppedeyeNatasha and The Hammer were the only undefeated gladiators in the Death Arena, at least until Sven Master of the Obvious figured out their one weakness - the completely unarmored portions of their bodies.
RodneyHardman