In the future, people from the Jersey Shore are still douchebags.

In this dystopic wasteland only those with gym memberships will survive.

In the future, there will be NO pants. It's a mixed blessing.

I've given you head gasket with a lube job but you've blown a rod and fluid is everywhere. Let me just tighten these nuts, align your axle and you'll be good to go.

Right then, a strong breeze gave everyone an unfortunate view of robocock.

thigh-borgs

Pron: The Porno response to Tron.

Do I see California's newest gubernatorial candidate?

Does the steel floor match the drapes?

resistance is sexy...

Furries want to do it with animals. These guys want to do it with Transformers. And toasters. And vacuum cleaners. Perhaps a fax machine.

Come Lola! We have a Sci-Fi Channel original movie to ruin!

When Mad Max first met Irate Irene, it was love/hate at first sight.

Natasha and The Hammer were the only undefeated gladiators in the Death Arena, at least until Sven Master of the Obvious figured out their one weakness - the completely unarmored portions of their bodies.

Stars of the porno "Full Metal Whackit".