I finally found a way to combine my music and arts degrees and still make no money.

needs more cowbell...

i must be mistranslating something here ,herbie keeps asking us to kill him

This car goes to 11

traffic jamming

it has to hit 88 beats per minute before it can travel through time

The band was known for its driving beat and its great gas mileage.

We call it: The John Denver experience.

He used to drive a Hummer, but now he has learned the lyrics.

"You see that vehicle, Timmy? It ran over Bob Dylan's back-up members."

Here comes treble

"Sure, it has a radio. Why wouldn't it?"

Thirty seconds later, they were defeated by the KISS Army.

With a car like this, every traffic cop becomes Simon Cowell.

"Look kids! You may never get another opportunity to see this. Authentic hippies in their natural habitat."