Just show me the carfax.

They didn't know what the hell it was but they had to respect what it just did to downtown Sydney.

Once I bought it, I couldn't wait for my neighbor's stupid kids to have loud parties.

Even at burning man you can get crabs. Fiercely awesome crabs, but still crabs.

It runs on virginity, despair and the tears of disappointed parents.

Never bring a stick to an Arachno-tron Battle Tank fight.

Introducing the Nissan Bloodbath: yeah, you're getting to work on time.

Come on, parking maid ... a little closer ... closer

"I said to build a machine that dispenses WATER, not SLAUGHTER."

"After he unwrapped it, our little Tommy was so excited; he said it was the best gift ever. And since then, he has spent more time playing with the box it came in than with this $2000, 12 hours to build, piece of shit."

Blackhawk Down Under

They have a handicapped sticker. DO NOT park in their spot.

"I swear to God! If that jackass doesn't stop slamming that stick on the ground and yelling "Thou shall not pass.", I'm going to show him that the one thing on here that isn't fake is the roof mounted death-ray.

It's really fun to be a mad scientist!

I dunno ... does it come with roadside assistance?