Just show me the carfax.
AbaddonalphaThey didn't know what the hell it was but they had to respect what it just did to downtown Sydney.
savinatorOnce I bought it, I couldn't wait for my neighbor's stupid kids to have loud parties.
bcandersEven at burning man you can get crabs. Fiercely awesome crabs, but still crabs.
87gnIt runs on virginity, despair and the tears of disappointed parents.
Mothra24Never bring a stick to an Arachno-tron Battle Tank fight.
DiasdiemIntroducing the Nissan Bloodbath: yeah, you're getting to work on time.
CeveronCome on, parking maid ... a little closer ... closer
bcanders"I said to build a machine that dispenses WATER, not SLAUGHTER."
William Chase Mitchel"After he unwrapped it, our little Tommy was so excited; he said it was the best gift ever. And since then, he has spent more time playing with the box it came in than with this $2000, 12 hours to build, piece of shit."
poppedeyeBlackhawk Down Under
savinatorThey have a handicapped sticker. DO NOT park in their spot.
jtklove"I swear to God! If that jackass doesn't stop slamming that stick on the ground and yelling "Thou shall not pass.", I'm going to show him that the one thing on here that isn't fake is the roof mounted death-ray.
MalaclipsIt's really fun to be a mad scientist!
HMS_FordI dunno ... does it come with roadside assistance?
bcanders