I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. For that you get the nose, the pants, the whole damn thing

Well THIS wasn't in the Book of Revelations.

Steve looked up from his cotton candy as the shadow grew larger, "This, would be a good death." He mused.

Who now lives in a solitaire cell under block C...

The capture of Spongebob Squarepants also netted more than 100 pedophiles. Happy Thanksgiving!

A horrible typo unleashed Spooge Blob onto an unsuspecting public.

"We need a float that properly catches the plight of Native Americans after the arrival of the Europeans" "Hmmmm..... nailed it."

Release the Spongken!

...and the evil downvoters were crushed by children's dreams. Good night Timmy!

Hairnets were required for all Burger King employees, regardless of skin color, body type, or IQ.

Just when he thinks he's in the air, he gets down-floated

Laughter is contagious. You know what else is contagious? The Plague!

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of craption cheaters? The Shadow Knows. (Hint: Multiple facebook accounts the admins can't detect)

Wanted: Giant Sponge with square pants, hideous laughter, and happy all the time. He may be armed with a spatula and very dangerous. If you have any information on the whereabouts of this sponge please contact us immediately.

"We are stalking Spongebob in his native environment... Oh! Jim's thrown the capture sack over him! Well done, Jim! Now we'll take Mr. Pants back to the zoo for breeding purposes!"