"Resistance? 'Tis nought but futility! Thy distinctiveness shalt be added to our own! Verily!"

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how will you recognize me? well , i'll be wearing a hat.

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It cost him his job, his marriage and his life savings, but Harold had to be Harold, and Harold was a pewter figurine trapped in a man's body and he had to be set free and put on display for all to admire.

Glad I didn't wear the jacket too, that might have looked ridiculous.

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Wrought Iron Man

"No, no, I'm not wearing this because I like it. I have chest pains, my shoulders got dislocated, my right eye is light sensitive and my kidneys hurt. The hat? Well, you have to admit the hat is pretty fucking fancy."

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