Tired of begging people for change, Chad decides to ambush them from above.
Mr. Miyagi's students never knew when the training ended and the pranks began.
This guy's easier to clean off, but pigeon shit smells better.
They'd all go away eventually if people would only stop feeding them.
Am I the first to say statutory rape?
Sure, it may look strange, but douchebag hats were all the rage back then.
It's nothing a shower, a haircut, and the riot cops can't fix.
As a supervillain, Pigeon Dude was more of an annoyance than an actual threat.
Chaz, brah, you have the lamest Zombie plan ever.
Actually, this is quite suiting, considering this is how Kimberly died in the first place.
Don't laugh: His father was a professional flagpole sitter.
Physical balance - One, Chemical balance - Zero.
That's the dirtiest thing Kimberly ever had on her mind.
Young George Mallory found out the hard way that "Because it's there" is not an acceptable answer when a cop asks you why you climbed a statue.
"No, Chad... the way to get over one woman is to get UNDER another woman. Dumbass."