They play Musical Chairs a little differently in Germany.

New from Ikea: Drukentable. LOTS of assembly required.

"...and so that's why I didn't get a haircut."

Call your doctor if this condition lasts for more than four hours.

This is why white people make bad ninjas

Hair Salon quartets are so much creepier than Barbershop quartets.

Soylent chairs are made from people! PEOPLE!!!

Right foot, red!!! Left hand, crotch!!!

Chuck, sorry if I get an erection ... and sorry if I don't

"I worry about grandpa. I think he's fallen in with the wrong crowd." "Hoodlums?" "No, harlequins."

Worst... table dance... ever...

“You see George, it’s like I told you before; you can only do this with four guys, because girls lack the necessary crotch padding to support a person’s head."

Don't worry, this is all for chair-ity.

Where will you be when premature ejaculation strikes?

On second thought, desk jobs are ok