Some cacti have better defensive mechanisms than others.
Mr.ExcaliburBad ass dudes slowly walk away from explosions. Bad ass chicks watch that shit burn.
tAintMyFaultTurns out that when appeasing the Volcano God, a "technical virgin" just doesn't cut it.
DiasdiemRather than listen to her problems, the mountain instead committed explosive suicide
darafitzMr Nesbitt has learnt the first lesson of not being seen. However he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.
DiasdiemWhen she joined Girl Scouts it wasn't hard to figure out at campfire time which one was Chuck Norris' daughter.
sharonpWell, what did you expect to find in a country called "Grenada?"
RedwayIn the days before divorce was socially acceptable, you had to do what you had to do.
Thomas CalnanI miss my ex. But my aim's getting better...
AssHolyrollerYoko gives war a chance.
JamesGossOnce the Sioux were introduced to dynamite, their buffalo hunts could get a little crazy, especially if there was fire water involved.
poppedeyeAnother failed attempt at getting free cable.
jtkloveShoulda' just given her half.
AUii93"Whoa Bill - let me know where you're going to put the dynamite next time. That's my favourite car parked next to my wife."
Thomas CalnanBecause fuck you, Bunny Ranch!
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