How's that art degree working our for you?

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen African swallow?"

Something tells me that no matter what I ask, I won't like the answer.

Well to be fair, Yahoo Answers is unreliable.

.... or you can shoot first.

Have you ever heard of a craption? No? Stand still......

I'm not coming to this mall anymore. The customer service desk really creeps me out.

She hasn't been the same since The Riddler left her at the altar.

Attire from Bed, Bath, and Way, Way, Way Beyond.

"Does anyone know any reason why this man and woman should not be joined in holy matrimony? Please..."

"Oh my gawd! I had this outfit first! How could she?"

Sometimes the Ghost Face Killahs are easier to spot than others...

"Is that your sister over there? Cause WOW! Looks like she got the looks in the family - no offence..."

Question, has my acid kicked in yet?

(on bended knee)Will you...Will you marry someone else?