The migration was going fine until they reached a fork in the road, and then all hell broke loose.
RodneyHardmanThe higher you climb the social ladder, the more complex the place settings get at dinner parties.
MalaclipsAll he needed was a knife. But it still wasn't ironic. Just annoying.
Kamikaze PhoenixWorst. Superpower. Ever.
AbaddonalphaIndypanda Jones looked carefully, until he found one wooden spoon among the other gleaming utensils. He dipped the spoon into the honey pot and ate from it. The elder bear replied, "You have chosen ... wisely."
RedwayI have just one word to describe this scene: Stirring!
RhymensteinThe Three Bears liked to keep a trophy of each little girl that fell for their porridge trap.
tAintMyFaultThe louder he proclaimed his honesty, the more quickly my silverware fled.
ZombiecrossI love spooning after a great fork.
Mothra24No Alanis, it's still not ironic.
DiasdiemThat waiter shouldn't be expecting a tip.
dpollokI TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING ANY METAL WHILE MOMMY WAS GETTING HER MRI
bcandersI'll never understand Guy Fawkes Day celebrations.
HMS_Ford"One for every eyeball extracted," thought Billy.
pfelon...And then, rights as the creepy kid in the bear suit starts to turn around, I wake up.
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