"Damn, I'm almost on empty...pull over at that day care so I can fill up."

Well no, its not technically street legal, but no one has dared to pull me over yet.

I brake for virgin sacrifices

Komodo Wagon!!!

Seats 2, but eats 4.

Ass, Gas, or Blood of the innocent, no one rides for free.

I really think Ford took the term "Hybrid" a bit too seriously...

Yeah, my wife wanted me to put the money towards our retirement, but what do women know about finances, right?

Prius-toric

The greenest technology yet, its a car that creates its own fossil fuel.

“What mileage does it get? About ten miles a victim.”

Officer McCormick sighed as he wrote his first parking ticket. It was going to be a long day.

Never let your 5 year old pick out the new car...

Enjoy the lead while you can, Bowser--I JUST GOT A BLUE SHELL!

By installing 2 seats, Gary was only fooling himself.