If he couldn't find porn for his fetish, then, by God, he was going to make it.
DeleteriousThe Bond villain "Hand Job" was creepy to say the least!
RhymensteinI hear the new Rock-Paper-Scissors champ is hardcore...
AbunaiUsagi"Your wasting your time talking to me. If you have something to say go talk to my brother. He's all ears,"
FrankSterlingWow Match.com, this is not what I meant when I said I was looking for a handsome man.
poppedeyeOh I get it, he's a Handy-man.
poppedeyeHandroid.
bubblebrain"When I think about you I touch myself..."
Kamikaze Phoenix"When I put this on and surprised my wife last Halloween, she nearly had a heart attack. So I'm trying again this year."
poppedeyeEven though the extra hands made him a more productive employee, Sam still wasn't allowed to keep his lunch in the company refrigerator.
DiscorocksIronically, his favorite sport is soccer.
dpollokUnfortunately, he lost his job due to sexual harassment...of himself.
dpollok"I'd like to introduce our new interrogater... Meet the Tickler."
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