In other countries, the Tickle Monster is a bad thing. A very bad thing.

I'll never get why women have to make masturbation such a complicated process.

Reviews have been mixed for Lady Gaga's recent entry into the home exercise market.

Saw XXVII: We Don't Give A Shit Anymore

Damn Science. I still don't understand String Theory.

Originally, the Greeks had a plan to reach over the wall and open the gate with one of these dealies. It would have worked too if the Trojans didn't have their giant Chinese finger trap.

Even if it isn't a pinata, I still want to beat it.

$30,000 a year so your daughter can go to Harvard seems like a great investment in her future. . .until she becomes an art major and spends the next 4 years there perfecting what she calls "self-puppetry."

A clip from "Turkmenistan's Got Talent"

Pictured above: Current arm-wrestling champion of the underworld.

You know, with their latest apology I don't think BP is even trying.

Meanwhile, at the Rally to Restore Insanity....

"This is why I don't let my kids wear Spandex."

The 5 Elements: Fire, Water, Light, Darkness & 'what the fuck?'

How does our secret handshake go again? Oh that's right, fist bump, turn it, explode, bring it back and then you crush me.