Craptions Classics October 30, 2010

In other countries, the Tickle Monster is a bad thing. A very bad thing.

Exiasprip

Other Craptions

I'll never get why women have to make masturbation such a complicated process.

pelcurus

Reviews have been mixed for Lady Gaga's recent entry into the home exercise market.

daonstott

Saw XXVII: We Don't Give A Shit Anymore

Citizen_Residue

Damn Science. I still don't understand String Theory.

krishnasook

Originally, the Greeks had a plan to reach over the wall and open the gate with one of these dealies. It would have worked too if the Trojans didn't have their giant Chinese finger trap.

PatrickBailey

Even if it isn't a pinata, I still want to beat it.

Exiasprip

$30,000 a year so your daughter can go to Harvard seems like a great investment in her future. . .until she becomes an art major and spends the next 4 years there perfecting what she calls "self-puppetry."

poppedeye

A clip from "Turkmenistan's Got Talent"

RodneyHardman

Pictured above: Current arm-wrestling champion of the underworld.

Lgm432

You know, with their latest apology I don't think BP is even trying.

jakflak

Meanwhile, at the Rally to Restore Insanity....

Exiasprip

"This is why I don't let my kids wear Spandex."

Exiasprip

The 5 Elements: Fire, Water, Light, Darkness & 'what the fuck?'

Meiyo

How does our secret handshake go again? Oh that's right, fist bump, turn it, explode, bring it back and then you crush me.

PatrickBailey
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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