To increase manure output, farmers have turned to literally scaring the shit out of their livestock.

Ghost Rider has retired to a quiet country life and become Ghost Farmer

Ole' McDonald had a...Psychological Disorder.

The road to hell is paved by this thing.

"Hell's Angels doesn't USUALLY accept farmers...but we talked about it and we all agree that is the most badass tractor we have ever seen. Welcome to the club!!!"

Made by John Dear God Why?

It seeds Nightmares.

Pirates of the Carolinas.

This is what happens when you combine a John Deere and Harley-Davidson dealership and build them both on an Indian burial ground.

Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he took no shit, E-I-E-I-O. With a “I’ll kill you all!” here and a “Die you trespassing mother fuckers!” there. E-I-E-I-O.

After building this contraption, Jeb guaranteed his right to park in the handicapped spot.

...and here comes the Rolling Stones float!

It's a really lousy golf & country club, and yet the greenskeeper is totally respected by all members.

I was skeptical, but the lawn looks great.

If he finds a way to get that baby in the background on here, it will officially be the creepiest fucking tractor ever.