And none of the swans ever fucked with the ugly duckling again.

If you say her name backwards it forces Hillary Clinton into her true form.

Sir, before we approve your insurance claim, can you tell us one more time how your house burned down?

"Marty! I'm back from the future! I can't explain it, but we may have seriously altered the space time continuum!"

"OK ladies, now remember. Unless you hold up the sticks with hands on them, this won't make any sense."

They gave each other an exuberant high five, and then sadly, they flipped the bird.

If they ask if you're a god, YOU SAY YES.

Harry Potter and the Low Budget Remake

Rubber Duckie, you're the one. You make human annihilation and complete global control so much fun.

Rick knew it was a trap, but was unable to resist the temptation of helping two women in need of roadside assistance.

Lady Gaga's creators have arrived. They'd like her back

Charmander from pokemon is embarrassingly caught in an S&M scandal.

The new Old Navy commercials are...interesting.

Excuse me miss, your bird is pooping a hipster all over my nice clean parking lot.

Birdzilla eats lightning and craps human legs. His digestive tract is a bit of a mystery.