"This one is dedicated to missing Charlene and her heartbroken family. It's called Bloody Doom Blood Massacre..."
syboTHANK YOU, DETROIT! WE'RE ALSO AVAILABLE FOR MISSING PETS AND GARAGE SALE ANNOUNCEMENTS!
DiasdiemIt rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the fourteen minute drum solo again.
Abaddonalpha"Dad dealt with Charlene's going off to college in his own particular way."
RodneyHardmanIf you're gonna name your band "Milk Carton" you had better have a gimmick.
AbaddonalphaHe may be missing Charlene but something tells me she isn't missing him.
GaseousClayWell, that's one way to get people to pay more attention to Amber Alerts.
DiasdiemNo, she really is missing; Charlene escaped from their torture chamber just yesterday and they would really like to get her back.
poppedeyeIt was an awkward moment when he looked in the crowd and saw a woman wearing the same outfit.
MalaclipsIt was later discovered that Charlene had run away to a life where Halloween only came once a year.
troll_alxDear Martin, We appreciate your help in posting flyers, but I think we can handle it on our own for now. Sincerely, Charlene's dad
dpollokTrust a Klingon to get the Vulcan salute wrong.
Diasdiem"I'm Oderus Urungus, your candidate for governor, and I APPROVED THIS MESSAGE!!!"
jtkloveHis bloodlust goes to eleven.
jtklovePerforming "Come on Eileen" as "Come on Charlene" was tastless on more than one level.
arlow