This is the kind of crap you get when musicians don't use drugs.

System of a Drown

The highlight of their show comes when their oxygen is replaced with helium and they do a 10 minute medley of Bee Gees music.

Disproving the theory that all musicians score with the ladies

Prior to the discovery of blue paint, the Blue Man Group primarily used asphyxiation to achieve their trademark skin tone.

Air Supply tribute band gets it all wrong.

Play Aqualung!

Hootie and the Goldfish

"This is the LAST time I let you talk me into playing the Obscure Fetish Faire!!"

I'm sorry guys, the ad was supposed to be for TUBA musicians.

Nova Scotia: A place you will never comprehend.

Well, they're not drowning in pussy, but at least they're drowning. That's...something...I guess.

THIS is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.

We can bring back John Lennon and George Harrison. We have the technology.

The band was originally "Earth, Wind, Fire and Water", but 'Water' was fired when he tried to take their image in a different direction.