Craptions Classics October 24, 2010

Never cut off Poseidon on the interstate!

Ceveron

Other Craptions

Michael Bay washes his car...

bubblebrain

When the peanut butter truck and the chocolate truck crashed Reeses was born. When the Coke truck and the Mentos car crashed, there were no survivors.

jakflak

If you bought insurance when you picked up the rental car, why not have a little fun.

poppedeye

Dear TLC, I'll f***ing chase waterfalls if I want to. Your sincerely, Destiny's Child.

Brett-Butler

I think your radiator might be leaking. Pop the hood and I'll check.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Even in a picture of WATER, the Coca-Cola corporation found a way to do a product placement. That's persistence.

Kamikaze Phoenix

The good news: He didn't hit the cat.

jtklove

Somewhere else there's a very surprised man getting sucked into his toilet.

Heythatrhymes

Yellow Stone National Park: 2050

CptKrunch

Annoying alarm that people ignore anyway eh? You should see what my car does when somebody tries to break in.

PatrickBailey

God hates people who park in handicapped spaces.

Osunwali

Don't open that soda...don't open that soda...don't open that soda... DAMMIT!

jakflak

Clear skies with only a 1% chance of rain. But that 1% is coming down pretty heavy.

confission

After realizing that nobody was taking him seriously about climate change in the oceans, even after sending Katrina, Poseidon decides to show up on Oak St. and start some shit.

TheSicilian
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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