Never cut off Poseidon on the interstate!
CeveronMichael Bay washes his car...
bubblebrainWhen the peanut butter truck and the chocolate truck crashed Reeses was born. When the Coke truck and the Mentos car crashed, there were no survivors.
jakflakIf you bought insurance when you picked up the rental car, why not have a little fun.
poppedeyeDear TLC, I'll f***ing chase waterfalls if I want to. Your sincerely, Destiny's Child.
Brett-ButlerI think your radiator might be leaking. Pop the hood and I'll check.
Kamikaze PhoenixEven in a picture of WATER, the Coca-Cola corporation found a way to do a product placement. That's persistence.
Kamikaze PhoenixThe good news: He didn't hit the cat.
jtkloveSomewhere else there's a very surprised man getting sucked into his toilet.
HeythatrhymesYellow Stone National Park: 2050
CptKrunchAnnoying alarm that people ignore anyway eh? You should see what my car does when somebody tries to break in.
PatrickBaileyGod hates people who park in handicapped spaces.
OsunwaliDon't open that soda...don't open that soda...don't open that soda... DAMMIT!
jakflakClear skies with only a 1% chance of rain. But that 1% is coming down pretty heavy.
confissionAfter realizing that nobody was taking him seriously about climate change in the oceans, even after sending Katrina, Poseidon decides to show up on Oak St. and start some shit.
TheSicilian