PICTURED ABOVE: The Rosie O'Donnell sex tape

Th-th-th-th-that's disturbing folks!

Nothing says "family friendly park" like giant, skullfucking pigs.

The Creation Museum explains bacon.

The wolf is still attending counseling.

Not exactly the side-boob action I was looking for...but it'll do...it'll do just fine...

And here you can see politicians in their natural state, tumbling and playing before their TV interviews

I said "Inflate him," not "Fellate him!"

Well, one thing we know for sure: this picture wasn't taken in the Middle East.

The safe word is "moo".

That's right, squeal! Squeal like an Arkansas redneck!

Farmer Brown: "We really shouldn't have built the Hog farm next to that reactor..."

Porks and Recreation

The best part of piggy porn is that you have quadruple the chance for a little side-boob action to kick things off.

I thought, when you invited me down to the park for some "pigskin action", you meant football.