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Most people thought that the landmine memorial was in pretty bad taste.

"Hey I found your legs Lieutenant Dan!"

The leper colony can't be far now.

In your face, Spontaneous Combustion non-believers.

"That's not what I meant by: Take your top off."

That statue looks big, but it's only TWO FEET WIDE!

Oddly enough it cost the city an arm and a leg to build this.

Doug was a terrific sculptor, but terrible at gauging how much material he needed.

Mr. Scott, did you remember to fix that teleporter malfunction?

At least it's better than the statue of two feet wearing black socks with sandals.

A warning to any high school quarterback who loses the big game in Texas

In the year 3000, Vandals with Invisible Spray Paint will weak havoc on rural landmarks.

"Feets don't fail me now! Oh crap!!!"

I find topless beaches very disturbing sometimes.