Craptions Classics October 14, 2010

The first sexbot only gave handjobs... painful painful handjobs.

GaseousClay

Other Craptions

Great. A courtesy droid with a big smile and bigger tits. Now what is a girl with a liberal arts degree supposed to do to earn a living?

Mothra24

Shit, America. Get it together. Even our robots are fat.

dajesus

He has a face only a Stop sign could love.

Mr.Excalibur

Well, it's more busty and has more personality than my last girlfriend...

Mr.Excalibur

A lot of people claim that Oscar Emery-Pratt got his job because his dad owns the company, but it's really because he smiles a lot and isn't afraid to terminate other employees.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Oscar was later mugged by three Segways and an iPod.

jtklove

After Rosie retired from her service to the Jetsons, she really let herself go...

Rhymenstein

"Give me a quarter, and I'll tell you your weight. Give me twenty dollars, and I'll gently vibrate for you all night."

jtklove

Capable of either smiling or making an O-face. Now that's my kind of robot. (wink!)

Versus

Oscar vowed to be a real boy, even if it meant taking out every other boy on Earth...

metsfan

its nice to see the photo copier work its way up the corporate ladder.

jaylees

Oh great, now the greeter at Wal-Mart has been replaced.

dpollok

Hello, I'll be your nightmare this evening.

bcanders

After working as a mannequin, Death-Bot feels no remorse when enslaving mankind.

metsfan
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