Becky, don't break up with me. I can change for you.
GaseousClayits ok babe. i brought antivirus.
PyroniusLifetime should never have been given rights to shoot a Transformers movie.
ZombiecrossHe can turn into a truck. She can turn into a psychotic bitch.
halfdoghalfdeer"I think you misunderstood my ad, Im interested in a TRANSGENDER"
burjennioOh yeah? Well, you're no Megan Fox!
bcanders"101001100011010101010100011100." - "Oh, you're such a sweet talker."
AcalyrisDue to a freak computer glitch, Match.com was merged with Carfax...
CavalierXNo honey, that boat isn't your nemesis. Will you just relax while we're on vacation!
ralphlorSandra could no longer hide the reason she was coming to work with rust around her lips.
dpollokWho cares?! I met my boyfriend online at "Robot_Boyfriend_Finder.com"
ilovewomernsSoundwave was devastated when she left him for an Autobot that could play MP3s.
Diasdiem9 months later Chuck Norris was born
Mindbreaker"Frank, you're just not the Ford Focus I fell in love with anymore."
William Chase MitchelSome girls will go to great lengths to piss off their fathers.
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