CHROMMUNIST!

I bought it at Lenins N' Things

The Death Tsar

And yet the homeowner's association made me take down my plastic flamingos.

This was supposed to be a table and four chairs. Damn Ikea instructions!

Lenin - in a moment of reflection

Distribute the wealth evenly my ass.

The chrome's nice, but you should see the rims on Trotsky.

I think I know a "Keep Off The Grass" sign when I see one.

Somewhere, there's a Tolstoy lawn gnome with feelings of inadequacy.

He's not Polish, he's polished.

What kids do to Glenn Beck's lawn.

It's odd to see a statue of Lenin with no Marx on it.

The lack of photographer reflection is disturbing

So if I made an "In Soviet Russia" joke, it would be ok, because it's in context. Right? RIGHT???