There was a resounding "Th-th-th-that's all folks!" and then the earth was destroyed.
Thomas CalnanApparently while you were saving money by sticking coins in his back, he was spending it on upgrades.
benrichardsrmSo, God came down from heaven. It turns out he was REALLY serious about that "don't eat pork" thing.
Julius_GoatMy spaceship has a first name, It's O-S-C-A-R.
ilovewomerns"It was an unlikely day. Not only were there flying pigs, but Hell froze over, and monkeys wouldn't stop flying out of my ass."
RodneyHardmanThe Big Bad Wolf is officially crapping in his pants...
RhymensteinIt's owned by the smuggler Ham Solo.
Thomas CalnanGwar parks where Gwar WANTS to park.
ZombiecrossSwine Flew!
VersusAh, good. The bankers have arrived.
bcandersIt soon dawned on the human morsels that THEY were the other white meat
metsfan"eWay omecay inway eacepay."
Thomas CalnanLet's hope the aliens take PETA with them when they leave.
bcandersBabe:Salvation
garrj08bIn the invasion that followed the scout ship's departure, only the Jews and the Muslims were spared.
Diasdiem