There was a resounding "Th-th-th-that's all folks!" and then the earth was destroyed.
Apparently while you were saving money by sticking coins in his back, he was spending it on upgrades.
So, God came down from heaven. It turns out he was REALLY serious about that "don't eat pork" thing.
My spaceship has a first name, It's O-S-C-A-R.
"It was an unlikely day. Not only were there flying pigs, but Hell froze over, and monkeys wouldn't stop flying out of my ass."
The Big Bad Wolf is officially crapping in his pants...
It's owned by the smuggler Ham Solo.
Gwar parks where Gwar WANTS to park.
Ah, good. The bankers have arrived.
It soon dawned on the human morsels that THEY were the other white meat
"eWay omecay inway eacepay."
Let's hope the aliens take PETA with them when they leave.
In the invasion that followed the scout ship's departure, only the Jews and the Muslims were spared.