MARIO KART: THE MOVIE
Grand Theft Retard
Grand Theft RetardCraig knew that if he could only come in first, he would finally get the respect he deserved.
moops"And I looked, and beheld a blue plastic car: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."
SightblinderXWin or lose, it was most important to Garth that his mullet avoid damage.
RaoulHell wasn't as bad as the Bible made it out to be.
Senor TacoTragedy struck when the racers realized that the course empties on to the interstate.
T-BoneThe Fast and the Furious: Playground Pandemonium
RandomAlthough admired for their originality, there was no denying that this particular chapter of the Hell's Angels was just a little...well, special.
lockeFirst one down the hill gets their dignity back!
durpUnfortunately Pixar's 'Cars' failed to live up to the hype.
TectonicsquirrelCry 'Havoc' and let slip the dogs of war!
PhreezdrydSusan would later be disqualified for having a broken headlight.
DennisNeither Fred's car noises nor his awesome hair helped him pass the racer of indeterminant gender ahead of him.
HobbitUpon looking at the steamrolling bicycle gang, the French army beat a hasty retreat.
Jezza Mcdougle