Well, to be fair, the kids in the auditorium were crying long before the horse took off its pants.

"Ole' McDonald had a.....fetish"

This is how they teach evolution in Alabama. Naaaah, just kidding...They don't teach evolution in Alabama!

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe Malfunction.

What are you in for Lion? I ate a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I'm not so sure I want my kids watching the gritty new remake of Sesame Street.

Erotic Tip #239: Always take off your pants before your animal mask. Stay mysterious but let them know you're hard!

Everyone remain calm. They're all spayed and neutered. You are in no danger.

NO NO NO GUYS!!!! That's not the one I rode in on!!!

The Jail of Doctor Moreau.

Although the new law made their lifestyle illegal, those furries that were sent to prison defiantly pretended to be zebras.

Most of the animals grumbled about the new dress code, but the zebra was cool with it.

Eyes Wide Shut: The Musical

What we've got here is failure to domesticate...

Scientology: the musical actually cleared things up for me.