Women's Wrestling finally comes to Afghanistan!

Oh sure, this is "Art." But when I do this with plastic tarps it's all "murderer" this and "psychopath" that.

I know, I don't know how to fold sheets either.

And this is what my new "Body-Remembering Matress" looked like after the Orgy.

And thus ended the attempt at the world's largest hand-tossed pizza.

There comes a point when a dutch oven just isn't funny anymore.

After liposuction the skin will appear to be a little loose. This is normal.

The safest sex imaginable.

The crowd looked on intently. Someone would be going home pregnant tonight.

Certain conflicts arise when the "one ghost to a sheet" policy is ignored.

What the fuck are the "things" in Linens and Things?

Real men don't need directions to pitch a tent!

You've heard of the running of the bulls? Well, this is the mating of the ugly people.

The cast of "The Placenta Monologues"

20 people got lost inside your mother's underpants.