He who climbeth the slopes of Mount Hammertime will be unable to touch this, so sayeth the lord.
His methods were a little unconventional, but that exterminator didn't stop until every ant was dead.
Painting yourself in a corner isn't quite as funny as building yourself into a volcano.
"Yeah, he shows up every time it erupts. Usually just nails some chick and leaves again."
"Huh...maybe we should have tried using a smaller virgin."
"It's a fine statue and all, Tom, but I'm just not sure it's right for a pre-school."
And on the eighth day god said "Let there be Whack-A-Mole"
Man, some people will do anything to protect their parking space.
This is either about MC Hammer's smash hit or the perils of Stalinist Communism. Either way, it's pretty sweet.
When all you have is a hammer, every problem is a nail
"I went to hell and all I got was this lousy hammer"
Interesting.....I've heard of people shitting bricks.....I guess it only makes sense that bricks WOULD shit people.....
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, PLANET EARTH!!!"
And today, outside a brickyard in Watts, Earth collided with Uranus.
"Hammer Hero" just looks stupid.