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The Holy Church of Jazzhands

As a fan of unattractive epileptic female shot putters, I'm incredibly turned on right now.

Not pictured: Black people laughing at their obvious lack of rythm.

Proof that if life were like a musical, the songs would be lame, the dancing would be badly executed, and I would kill myself.

Prince Daniel sighed, just once he wanted to spend his birthday playing xbox in his underwear.

Grover be praised! And lo, the path to Sesame Street was shewn unto the faithful.

This cult truly believes that the hokey-pokey is what it is all about.

Everyone who has back problems, raise your hand!

I don't think that band really needs that many backup dancers.

Terribly sorry about that feedback in the right speaker folks!

Blue Man Grope.

Neo-nazism get's funkified

Detroit Lions fans practice their hideously uncoordinated Victory Dance. (Aren't you happy they never win?)

Just another Alabama convention of Baptists trying desperately to avoid sex, masturbation, and the realization that they have homosexual lust in their hearts.