All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. But now they're all dead.

George Lucas will do anything to make a buck.

Bambi... I AM YOUR FATHER.

"So, Luke, how'd you end up defeating Vadar? Using the Force or something?" "Nah, he wandered out into traffic and I ran him over in my T-16."

Luke had to get a little creative to justify keeping his father's head as a trophy.

"Nice rack, Leia!!" - "Thanks. It was my father's."

Sorry, Rudolph, but that redness in your nose is a serious infection. After we perform the amputation, you'll need to wear this respirator.

When young Skywalker bagged this beauty with his blaster, it was confiscated due to it not being Sith Lord season.

"I found my lack of antlers.... disturbing."

I picked these up on my last visit to Moose-Eisley.

You know Dancer and Prancer and Vader and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and...

I see the force is FABULOUS with this one

Empire Weekly, "Designer Lord Gaga dies mysteriously moments after first unveiling..."

George Lucas presents "The Deer Hunter."

The darkside always had a weakness for salt lick.