Call the X-men. I think I know where Magneto's hiding out.

After months, police still can't crack the case of the missing newspaper boys.

"Hurry up and pick one!" said my cheap bastard of a father..

Good thing they got reinforced steel bars over the window. Don't want someone stealing the untold riches that surely reside in that palace.

"I'll be home soon, honey. I just need to pick up a few things at the Broken Old Shit store first."

Come on in if you're bike curious.

The Mustang Convertible says "Small penis", but the poodle on his lap says "and it's inverted".

I dunno. This is where the guy said to come to get free candy, but I don't see him. Maybe I'll go knock on the door

One person's junk is another persons...wallpaper.

These History Channel shows are starting to suck...

Pictured: The cheapest place in town to get your dog neutered

Transformer abortions are never a pretty sight.

Biker Bar

What a pile of crap. Get that car away from my house!

Spotting meth labs in town is too easy