"Don't forget, honey, we're parked next to that thing you never let me do to you."
This is how we get purple.
Ok ... I know this is difficult for you ... but can you make a piece of modern, abstract art showing where he touched you?
69 is for amateurs. 88 is hard core.
On windy days, this sculpture is violently erotic.
If you can tell me a better way of explaining what fisting is to my kids, I'd love to hear it.
Odd. Yesterday, my new Republican and Democrat sculptures were just standing next to eachother.
The Kama Sutra by Fisher Price.
Just as soon as they understand the symbolism, the Westboro Baptist Church will launch a protest.
These two have clearly decided to ignore the "no entry" sign.
9 months later the poster child for bathroom signs was born.
Dedicated to all those who lost their lives while playing Twister. Never forget.
I've never understood European road signs - I blame the metric system.
When I said I wanted to play doctor, I didn't mean proctologist.
What Avatar looks like without 3D glasses.