Canadian Army photo, circa 1994

"We'd really love to stay and chat but we moustache..."

They see us rollin', they hatin', patrollin' they trying to catch us ridin' dapper.

The 43rd French tank division didn't inspire much fear in the invading Nazis...

Biker gangs in the 20s were a lot less threatening than today

In the early Tour de' France, you were awarded points for mustache.

What I find typical in 1880's gangster penny-farthingchase movies, is that the guy wearing a porkpie hat is usually the first to die.

"look guys, just pose for the picture, a hundred years from now, no one is gonna be looking at it at making fun of us"

Successful newspaper deliveries: 1286 out of 1290. Casualties suffered: Only 1.

Due to their enormous size, training wheels were required to ride these mustaches.

Heck's Angels

The Ministry of Silly Bikes

"Last one home is brutish nincompoop!"

In the early days of the Tour de France it was the bikes that were on steroids.

Dammit, Terry. We said black hats. BLACK hats.