No sense in beating a dead horse. DEFINITELY no sense in fucking one.

Edmund was hung like a horse and he didn't care who knew it

And this, Johnny, is how centaurs are born...

The rest of the army fidgeted uncomfortably. None of them could figure out a tactful way to tell Khan that his horse was dead.

Luckily for Percival, his ass broke his fall.

Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker get kinky.

Look for the subtle clues that the artist is into gay horse sex.

Neigh Means Neigh.

Sometimes it doesn't hurt to glance over the owner's manual.

Everyone in the office knew that Phil was screwing his secretariat.

Shit! I'm out of quarters!

Their relationship was a little unusual...but their home was stable.

I said get off your high horse, not get your high horse off.

Fearsome though he was, "Smug Necrophiliac Horse Sodomy" was edged out by "Famine" to take the last opening among the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Who'd wanna fuck a race horse, they're trained to come first.