No sense in beating a dead horse. DEFINITELY no sense in fucking one.
WhiskeyLickerEdmund was hung like a horse and he didn't care who knew it
metsfanAnd this, Johnny, is how centaurs are born...
HUMLYThe rest of the army fidgeted uncomfortably. None of them could figure out a tactful way to tell Khan that his horse was dead.
FkelleghanLuckily for Percival, his ass broke his fall.
WhiskeyLickerMatthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker get kinky.
RedwayLook for the subtle clues that the artist is into gay horse sex.
ZombiecrossNeigh Means Neigh.
Kamikaze PhoenixSometimes it doesn't hurt to glance over the owner's manual.
ZombiecrossEveryone in the office knew that Phil was screwing his secretariat.
Thomas CalnanShit! I'm out of quarters!
dpollokTheir relationship was a little unusual...but their home was stable.
Kamikaze PhoenixI said get off your high horse, not get your high horse off.
DunkstaFearsome though he was, "Smug Necrophiliac Horse Sodomy" was edged out by "Famine" to take the last opening among the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
mallaardWho'd wanna fuck a race horse, they're trained to come first.
Dunksta