Craptions Classics September 18, 2010

No sense in beating a dead horse. DEFINITELY no sense in fucking one.

WhiskeyLicker

Other Craptions

Edmund was hung like a horse and he didn't care who knew it

metsfan

And this, Johnny, is how centaurs are born...

HUMLY

The rest of the army fidgeted uncomfortably. None of them could figure out a tactful way to tell Khan that his horse was dead.

Fkelleghan

Luckily for Percival, his ass broke his fall.

WhiskeyLicker

Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker get kinky.

Redway

Look for the subtle clues that the artist is into gay horse sex.

Zombiecross

Neigh Means Neigh.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Sometimes it doesn't hurt to glance over the owner's manual.

Zombiecross

Everyone in the office knew that Phil was screwing his secretariat.

Thomas Calnan

Shit! I'm out of quarters!

dpollok

Their relationship was a little unusual...but their home was stable.

Kamikaze Phoenix

I said get off your high horse, not get your high horse off.

Dunksta

Fearsome though he was, "Smug Necrophiliac Horse Sodomy" was edged out by "Famine" to take the last opening among the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

mallaard

Who'd wanna fuck a race horse, they're trained to come first.

Dunksta
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