China's Google Earth, post-censorship
puppy528Behold......The Meth Star.
bigkahuna71Dude, awesome welding job! How the hell do you get out now?
dpollok"See, Jack, if you look really close, it will show you that WE'RE STILL FUCKING LOST!"
Bemfactor7Moments later, Reg, Skip and David were killed by a giant golf club
bcanders9 out of 10 hippies can't point out 'Earth' on a globe.
VersusThey didn't know what it was. They didn't know its purpose. But they KNEW they had to steal it.
jtkloveFrom Rand McNally’s abstract period.
bman742"I'm not sure what it is... why don't we worship it?"
Mothra24We have discovered the one weakness of redneck mob. Something shiny
bcanders"How do we get the liquor out of it?"
jtkloveNow THAT is a kidney stone
bcandersMegatron got a bit sentimental after his testicular cancer surgery
CeveronDamn you Ikea... this was supposed to be a coffee table... damn you to hell!!!
BackinblackVince here for the Hippie Zapper. The new way to control the hippie population in your desert. Just fill with patchouli, plug it into a 220 volt outlet, and POW! No more dirty hippies!
dpollok