China's Google Earth, post-censorship
puppy528Behold......The Meth Star.
bigkahuna71Dude, awesome welding job! How the hell do you get out now?
dpollokMoments later, Reg, Skip and David were killed by a giant golf club
bcanders"See, Jack, if you look really close, it will show you that WE'RE STILL FUCKING LOST!"
Bemfactor79 out of 10 hippies can't point out 'Earth' on a globe.
VersusThey didn't know what it was. They didn't know its purpose. But they KNEW they had to steal it.
jtklove"I'm not sure what it is... why don't we worship it?"
Mothra24From Rand McNally’s abstract period.
bman742We have discovered the one weakness of redneck mob. Something shiny
bcanders"How do we get the liquor out of it?"
jtkloveMegatron got a bit sentimental after his testicular cancer surgery
CeveronNow THAT is a kidney stone
bcandersDamn you Ikea... this was supposed to be a coffee table... damn you to hell!!!
BackinblackVince here for the Hippie Zapper. The new way to control the hippie population in your desert. Just fill with patchouli, plug it into a 220 volt outlet, and POW! No more dirty hippies!
dpollok