"So what's it do, Tom?" "It shuts her up for a while, Bill."

The mind control device says "yes" but the blank expression says "don't expect anything beyond the missionary position."

The 1990's view of the 2010 internet experience.

My hair better be GOD DAMN STRAIGHT after this

Ok, we can save her. Just do EXACTLY what I say. Now just cut the red wire.

Scientists try to discover why she won't sleep with them.

Plugging into the Matrix used to be a BITCH!

It's a little known fact that Nikolai Tesla was the inventor of the bowl cut.

The machine was built to find out exactly what love is, but after reaching "baby don't hurt me" the circuits exploded

Introducing Google Brain.

"You know... on second thought I'll just skip the stress test, Mr. Cruise..."

As 5 scientists argue about why their machine isn't working properly, Stan, the absent minded janitor, enters the room and plugs it in.

3D televisions are more trouble than they're worth

It costs 1000 dollars to use...but it will erase your memory of Goatse.

Damn it Jim, I'm just a simple country doctor!