"So what's it do, Tom?" "It shuts her up for a while, Bill."
FkelleghanThe mind control device says "yes" but the blank expression says "don't expect anything beyond the missionary position."
Mr.ExcaliburThe 1990's view of the 2010 internet experience.
syboMy hair better be GOD DAMN STRAIGHT after this
bcandersOk, we can save her. Just do EXACTLY what I say. Now just cut the red wire.
CeveronScientists try to discover why she won't sleep with them.
MARCSPlugging into the Matrix used to be a BITCH!
syboIt's a little known fact that Nikolai Tesla was the inventor of the bowl cut.
MattBlackThe machine was built to find out exactly what love is, but after reaching "baby don't hurt me" the circuits exploded
metsfanIntroducing Google Brain.
hadleydb"You know... on second thought I'll just skip the stress test, Mr. Cruise..."
Thomas CalnanAs 5 scientists argue about why their machine isn't working properly, Stan, the absent minded janitor, enters the room and plugs it in.
metsfan3D televisions are more trouble than they're worth
RodneyHardmanIt costs 1000 dollars to use...but it will erase your memory of Goatse.
Kamikaze PhoenixDamn it Jim, I'm just a simple country doctor!
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