I don't care if it doesn't have candy inside...I still want to beat the shit out of it.
What, you didn't think they were born 30 feet long, did you?
Puff, the magic dragon, lived in the 'hood, he frolicked for hookers and blow, and gave the perverts wood.
Megan, wanting to learn about the plight of Chinese-Americans, decides to go undercover in a Chinese neighborhood and immediately regrets her choice of disguise.
I'm not sure what it's called but it will be Number 23 (spicy) with egg roll by tomorrow.
Krikatox thought he'd look awesome in his new sneakers, but nobody seemed to notice.
Lil Mo stood dejected on the curb. Yet another employer with a "no dragons" policy. How was he going to explain this to his wife?
"He's been standing there with that grin for five hours now... I'm starting to get worried..."
Help control the dragon population. Please, spay or neuter your dragon.
"DUMBASS! I said bring me the small red WAGON!"
Must. Destroy. M Night Shymalan.
"I don't know what it is and I don't care what it is. If it shows up in Texas, I'm gonna shoot it."
Sally was determined that her latest body modification would do what tattoos and nipple piercing could not. Allow her to eat her parents.
The address to Bruce Lee's tomb is 504 South Street. In order to see it, you must enter the dragon.
The good thing is it craps candy.