"Look, if I give you this money, you'll just use it to buy more overalls."

"And now I will pull out the name of the lucky winner of today's Nigerian Lottery from the metal pot... I'll just need his or hers name, address, banking info, etc..."

It's getting harder and harder to hail a cab in this town.

"In Kenya, I was a doctor."

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

And another journalism major enters the work force.

For my next trick, I shall die alone.

People wondered what had happened to Chris Tucker's career . . .

You know, just because you can do something that's not easy, it really doesn't always mean you're talented.

Yeah, you laugh, but he's the most successful crack dealer in the city.

That kid in the background is going to grow up to have rather racist assumptions about his ethnic class-mates.

And this is how he went from being known as Shoeless Joe to Eyebrowless Joe.

We've secretly replaced the water in the bowl with gasoline. Lets see if he notices the difference.

"Well, he had a sign that read, "I'll dance for food", so I gave him a candy bar.....and then this happened."

Huh ... I guess the Black Eyed Peas are nothing without Fergie