Few people know that every time Lady Gaga dies, the mother crab just lays a new one.

If I had a nickel for every time a Zenu cruiser ruined a football game...

It roamed into the concert. Everyone was startled at first until it commanded the band to play "Freebird".

The alien teens were disappointed that the Intergalactic Arcade's claw game only had a bunch of tiny humans for prizes.

Tired of the previous failed Super Bowl half time shows, the NFL hired Michael Bay to coordinate this years.

Fun fact: humans will pay to see themselves get killed

One day later, NASA insisted everyone just saw a weather balloon!

"Actually, the one that abducted and probed me had more flashing lights."

If you'll all take your seats, the tentacle rape concert will begin in 15 minutes.

"Oh, you want Justin Bieber? Here, take him!!!"

"Independence Day" had it right. People will gather around a giant death-ray as it fires.

Pictured: a brain sucker at the Sarah Palin rally. What's it doing? Starving.

Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind

Look! Row W Seat 32... a woman!

"Metsfan is out of control. I repeat. Out of Control!"