you have to hand it to the homeless... they're putting their art majors to good use

And this year's winner of "The Most Original Way of Disposing of a Dead Hooker" is...

You want to confuse the HELL out of Greenpeace? Shoot one of these and put it in the recycling bin.

Evolution developed wildlife that could handle Gulf of Mexico water with surprising quickness.

Damn you Ikea instructions! Damn you to hell!

Taxidermy: You're doing it really, really wrong.

"Hey man, we figured out why your toilet won't flush."

"N..no, w-we're not smuggling any endangered species here."

This is Sarah Palin's idea of a game preserve.

When I was young, nature-lovers would use naked women to protest. Can anyone tell me when, precisely, juice-can bears trump naked women?

1:01 pm MDT: Garbage becomes self-aware, then stressed out. Takes up yoga.

The safeword is: "Pic-a-nic Basket"

Sarah Palin's plan to rid Alaska of garbage by attaching it to polar bears and releasing them back into the wild was somewhat successful...

Gross. You can see what it had for dinner.

Before pop art, there was such a thing as bad taste.